W E A T H E R
Actually, there is no such thing around here as "bad" weather ... just the wrong clothing!
-- Propaganda from the SalzburgerLand website
There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.
-- Grant Fritz
There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate outerwear!
-- L.L. Bean
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
-- John Ruskin
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
-- Classic postcard wisecrack
Expecting to see places only in good weather is like expecting to never see your wife without makeup.
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
-- Jane Austen
Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else.
-- Oscar Wilde
It was so cold I almost got married.
-- Shelley Winters