W E A T H E R


Actually, there is no such thing around here as "bad" weather ... just the wrong clothing!
-- Propaganda from the SalzburgerLand website

There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.
-- Grant Fritz

There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate outerwear!
-- L.L. Bean

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
-- John Ruskin

Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
-- Classic postcard wisecrack

Expecting to see places only in good weather is like expecting to never see your wife without makeup.
-- Anon.

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
-- Jane Austen

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else.
-- Oscar Wilde

It was so cold I almost got married.
-- Shelley Winters